an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

You have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

this is gay

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Joey mayer's face

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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