Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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asian drivers.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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