"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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women playing football?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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drake

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Stephen Walking.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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