There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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