Male penises.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Anti Joke

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