- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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