Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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LIE

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69

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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