How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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