whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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God

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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