- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Anything Dane Cook says

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

LIE

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

why did the internet crash? it didn't

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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