How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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KSI

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A Weight loss service that works

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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