adam shagged katie lololol

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Passing by

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Starter clothing

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Hello penis

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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