a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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alert("The Game");

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Knock knock It's open

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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mooooh im a cow

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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