Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Knock knock It's open

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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