Knock knock It's open

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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the battle of waterloo

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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