Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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The NHL playoffs

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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