Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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