What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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