- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

Obama is a good president.

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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