what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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German sausage is the wurst

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Anti Joke

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