When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Obama is a good president.

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Anti Joke

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