whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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the WNBA

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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