why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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the WNBA

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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