Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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the WNBA

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Darude - Sandstorm

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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