Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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the WNBA

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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