What's 6+2? 16

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Passing by

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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