Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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KSI

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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