What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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KSI

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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