What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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KSI

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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