What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Starter clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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