Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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mooooh im a cow

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Knock knock It's open

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Poverty.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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