The Holocaust.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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I am Skaldak!

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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