How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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