What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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