Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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7>6

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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