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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Hello penis

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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