How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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7>6

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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