- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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