Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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