What's brown and sticky? Shit

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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W.N.B.A.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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