- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

W.N.B.A.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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