LIE

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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7>6

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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