whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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