A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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KSI

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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