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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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