Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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