What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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