what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A black man didn't walk into a bar

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

I can Nazi

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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