What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

So a black man hails a taxi...

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Pickles

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Bloody kids ...

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