- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why? Because!

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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