- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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