hi michael

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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FAP

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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