What's 9+10=? 19

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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