- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Hi Shelby!!

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Garry Glitters on here

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

No. Yes.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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