- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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