Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

No. Yes.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

no

Farts smell bad!

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Yes. Just Yes.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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