why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Ha

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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