- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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