there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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save water shower with friends

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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