alert("The Game");//

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

motley crew

women's rights.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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