If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Garry Glitters on here

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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