Joay impistato is a fig

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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