- Anti Joke

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Black people. They are so kind.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

-When is a door not a door? -Never

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

I had sex. Just kidding.

Your mother is a man.