- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

The weels on the bus go...flat

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Where's my shotgun

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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