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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Girls Basketball.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Hi Jacob You cool

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A woman comes at the doctor.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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