Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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