Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Thanks

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Ha

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

This site is easy to upload to...

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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