- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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