What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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PENlS.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Women's rights.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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