What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Where's my tractor?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Romney 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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