A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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why?

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You just won the game...

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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