A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Knock Knock Yes?

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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