What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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The penn state football administration

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Women's Rights

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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You just won the game...

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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