- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Women's rights.

i love huge wieners.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Guess what? No.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

fack me!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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