What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Are you a human?

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How old is victor? Old

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Six million.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Mitt Romney.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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