- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

black people

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

FAP

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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