- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

K

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Gabe Mercado

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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