What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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