What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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