- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Women

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Woman's rights

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Where's my shotgun

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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