How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Ass

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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